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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure the sun will move away from us any day now and we can go back to normal no-mouth-must-scream

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

geordi-no Putting sulfates in the atmosphere to dim the sun

geordi-no Putting a big sunshade between the Earth and the Sun

geordi-yes Pushing the Earth further away

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Patrick Star for president

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why did I think that was Todd Howard at first? It makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

My Dragonborn Shouts Don't Work Because My Mouth Despawned

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because Todd Howard games are perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever. We should put him in charge of the earth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Radiant quests adventure-time