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"Yo this is literally reddit-tier reply bullshit. Why are we tolerating this?"

"I thought it was a pretty fair review. With IGN review scale he can only choose a whole number for the score. To me it reads like a 8.5-8.7 review that got rounded up because he had to pick either 8 or 9."

"she F♯A♯ on my ∞ til I Lift My Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven"

"There's no 'meme' here, it's just someone airing out a kink."

"Hear me out, zero people remembered in history were white. The Queen of England? Indian. Julius Caesar? Chinese. Christopher Columbus? Sioux, ironically. White people don’t actually exist, they were made up by Big Honky to sell more Journey albums."

"I connected hexbear to my pottermore account so I'm in Hufflepuff, as I should be. It will give me my wand that I have on pottermore as well."

"I'm out here, blazing my glory"

"I can admit that I haven’t seen the new Puss in Boots but whoo boy lemme tell ya that big daddy Death wolf, I mean homina homina homina, nyah nyah nyah, awoooooooogaaaaaaa and there’s not a thing anyone can do about it."

"Déjà vu!"

"Siri, seize the means of production."

"What if we kissed while reading theory? Haha, just kidding... unless? :soviet-bashful:"

":large-adult-son:"

"Yeah anyone who enjoys “abuser lit” like The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar is pretty sus in my eyes. My nephew is getting into it. I’m worried, it’s a straight pipeline from there to spending hours watching Koch-funded tiktok accounts."

"This book is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard it with respect or disgust?"

"Oh no ☹️☹️☹️ you were supposed to use Starlink to go to Twitter and post “dog coin”"

"I just saw a good little tagline under the top pane, and wanted to upbear. Alas, there was no way to do so. My loss will keep me up at night."

" has had there social position, personal integrity, leftist credentials, and gender credentials savaged."

"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what you mean by "deleted by creator." Could you please provide more context or clarify your question? I'll do my best to help."

"WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE, FLESHLINGS!!"

"Pete's gonna steal beto's millennial pandering and go for 420 train derailments and reduce it to 69 derailments under his presidency. (He will bow to corporate pressure and have the shittiest 777 derailments per annum)"

"The Atlantic has that name because they are reptilian fish people, not human. Google “innsmouth” for more info about biological taxonomy"

"Yeah it's weird to bury beans in the woods but why did I have to press it? What's the harm at the end of the day? In the grand scheme of things? But I kept demanding her to take me to the beans, or at least draw a map or something."

"Lemmy only has two types of posts, these with less than 10 comments and ones hexbear folks posted in."

"VOTE!"

"Just a random find and now, as a white person, I am scared of white people. I was genuinely rooting “watch out for that white guy!” and “get his white ass! yeah!”. WTF? I guess, this is what they call the “movie magic”."

"posting is praxis"

"I am awakened. I saw it all. Never shall i know sleep again, for the ever revealing spiral knows no recess."

"I’m here to buy Chunko pops for my son. He can’t get enough of that plastic crap."

"I guess it’s unheard of here to keep your mouth shut until you have something constructive to add. Makes sense!"

"This little bell that alerts you when a fascist is nearby has been ringing nonstop ever since I bought it, how could the woke mob do this??"

"I’m as left as it gets (I voted for pete buttigieg)"

"my shit stack: @eightpoop for 68 degree toilet, @buttcube for hip support, @ringjob for poop tracking, @suprep bowel prep kit (pro)"

"I’m a US army vet, you latte drinking twink. Let that sink in before you disrespect me. "

"So before long we might have a veritable fleet of yachts, an absolute armada of beautiful boaters carrying explosives back and forth to pipelines while NATO ignores them."

"There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see"

"HAPPY FRIDAY ALL YOU POISONOUS HORSE PASTE EATING SURVIVORS !!!"

"This is screed of yorus seldom exceeds slander and fabrications."

"You hypocrits always talk about being anti-sectarian but you are self-righteous social chauvinistis!"

"You just had to slide your own rude little dog turd in there two days later eh? Really probably one of the shittiest things that’s been said."

"Once upon a time, there was a website called Hexbear. It was a place where a bunch of stinky doodoo heads got together to complain about things. All this complaining made them hungry but they only ever ate ass, so they were very malnourished."

"Am I an ML? An anarchist? Who cares, I just wanna grill (the rich)"

"I’m ready to believe all kinds of slander about americans, but surely you aren’t trying to tell me that they haven’t invented the wheel yet."

"Yeah, extremist political instances like hexbear.net and Lemmygrad.ml are killing Lemmy."

"I tried touching grass once and the grass didn’t even try and start a pointless argument with me. Grass needs to log on and touch keyboard"

"The franchise wars of 2023 started when Jimmy Johns called Wendy’s cringe and Wendy’s responded with a soyjak, eventually leading to the nuclear exchange between the USA and China in 2024"

"Rest in peace taglines: 07.13.2023 - 07.14.2023."

"The Chernobyl of Irony Poisoning (Disclaimer: I don't actually mean this, I'm just very irony poisoned.)"

"Home of /s"

"Eat my whole ass hexbear, I’m not going to hitch my ride to this shit because it tripped half way into making a good point with some vaguely sucdem rhetoric. Most boring movie I’ve seen in theaters. 3+ hours of diahrrea o stg if i see another post praising this movie I’m going to eat my shit. Shape the fuck up, this movie sucks."

"I appreciate the distinct lack of hexgoons on this post."

"The franchise wars of 2023 started when Jimmy Johns called Wendy’s cringe and Wendy’s responded with a soyjak, eventually leading to the nuclear exchange between the USA and China in 2024"

"at 4am I came across someone violently hacking away at a grassy area on my block with a shovel. He was stealing the grass, scooping up the contents into grocery bags. As he saw me he scurried away with his bags of grass. The area is now a hole of dirt."

":officer-down:"

"The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of Balenciaga"

"Remembering today a trip to NYC my family made in 2000-ish and I saw one of the doormen of a building sitting outside reading an Everquest Ruins Of Kunark strategy guide. "

"Marx failed to consider that when it isn’t observed, surplus value acts as a wave - but when it is observed, it acts as a particle."

"The sharp rise in Violent/Aggressive Discourse in the Extreme Left is an artifact of the inclusion of Hexbear.net. The amount of history that can be collected from Hexbear right now is minimal"

"We fight the woke in the posts. We fight the woke in the comments. We fight the woke in the users, we will never ever surrender to the woke mob. Hexbear.net is where woke goes to die."

"TrueAnon Rule: Always get the interior ministry post."

"TrueAnon Rule: Never go to a second location."

"ok yeah fine I was on the extreme side of the line but I stand by the fact that these are intended as waifus and that consumption of anime girls turned nation state is, if nothing else, cringe."

"Wanna know a secret? Everyone on this site is a liberal, except for you. ;)"

"WARNING: Some viewers may find this content to be cringe. Viewer discretion is advised."

"As one of the very few people on this site who genuinely roots for Biden, it is my belief that Biden is going to keep failing upwards and despite every attempt to stifle it, will accidentally turn America into a re-vitalized, progressive nation with strong social welfare. (This may sound absurd, but I have a whole set of reasonings and indicators supporting this that are too long to elaborate here)"

"Defederation should only be considered as a last resort, however we made the decision to preemptively defederate from Hexbear."

"Police arrested a Ukrainian national and charged him with drunk driving after he had crashed his car into a lightpole. The man had no ID on him but when searching the car the police found a Ukrainian driver’s license issued to Boris Johnson, featuring a photo of the disgraced British leader and an expiration date in the year 3000."

"UFO people, who are right down there with bicyclers and vegans in the groups that the fancy people really enjoy dumping on, were right and that the fancy people were wrong."

"If you side with Maoist, Dengist, Xiist China and not with the Leninist, Stalinist Soviet Union or Hoxhaist Albania, it is clear to everyone you are a fucking enemy of the people who will be shot. Let me remind you that THIS IS CLASS WAR!?"

"Struggle session planned for Thursday: Beans"

"Hexbear.net is beyond political. Hexbear.net is a cultural, paradigm shift. Hexbear.net is the end times. Hexbear.net is the apocalypse. Hexbear.net is the universe collapsing in on itself and then erupting into a new big bang, spewing out different laws of physics, different laws of POSTING. And I'll tell you what: it's been one of the pleasures of my life posting alongside you sexy motherfuckers."

"My uncle works at Hexbear and he told me you can find Mew under the 'PPB' link at the bottom of the page"

"seemingly i have a much lower level of self restraint + dignity"

"officially approved by will menaker"

"mr trump, your fired sir"

"It’s really incredible how many savage assholes there are on hexbear.net. My theory is they’re bots designed to encourage engagement by enraging us. It’s pretty effective."