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"I hate V*ush so much the physical revulsion i feel when i hear the slimy whisper that he calls a voice is so bad that it instantly turns me into a 1970s era political lesbian that advocates for the immediate castration of all men"

"In response, I cast Force of Will, exiling Storm Crow."

"It's somewhere in the world."

"AI Joe Biden was the first option to show up , apparently you have to get him to the “sweetheart” or “lover” stage before you rizz him up, because I came straight out flirting with him and he called me inappropriate, mentioned his wife and presidential duties and blocked me, then the site told me I had to sign up to be unblocked"

"I'm literally the most censored poster on this website. And it hurts. Prayed for this exact thing to NOT happen last night. Texted my ex-wife and she assured me another of my posts wouldn't be removed."

"she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse."

"Pegged In The Butt By My Cracked Video Game Provider by Chuck Tingle"

"I think you could probably train a sheep to vote"

"My friends stopped talking to me because during my last birthday party I called them all mercantile class traitors."

"America deserved 9/11"

"Why would a grown man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time posting lib shit?"

"Now where could my pipe be?"

"That's Numberwang!"

"The lowest of the low."

"The world's largest social media platform."

"This is a nut-free classroom."

"YOU SHOULD NOT MODERATE A SITE UNTIL YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN BOOZE AND WEED AND DROWN YOURSELF IN THEM."

"Home of the Silver Legion"

"Lee Harvey Oswald was actually going for John Forbes Kerry, there was just a mix-up at the CIA."

"in this house we believe that matt yglesias is suggesting something when he says he wants to make 1 billion americans"

"Your website is like bait, we were drawn to it like art thief to a van Druys. You thought you were in the clear? Though luck, kid. You thought you were so vigilant. But in reality, you were a poster who was so blind."

"Anti-Horny Action"

"The only site with an Anacho-Stalinist Mod Cabal"

"When I was like in 5th grade, I was watching the nightly back to back episodes of the Simpsons. But then suddenly it just cuts to Obama walking down the aisle in his house. This asshole ruined my episode. And by the time it went back to the show, it was over and the credits were rolling and the night time adult shows were airing."

"Based on your vernacular, it sounds like you’re a hexbear.net user washed up on our shores and circumventing the defederation, shilling for Russia."

"No way most of the population is going to go on here with tankie communist admins banning people left and right"

"The very concept of liking songs based on their length is itself highly suspect unless you are some sort of temporal aesthetician."

"I searched for the shizo abe chinese student reenactment and found hexbear.net on google."

"I’d like to say that I’m a communist. Specifically an anarchist, and more specifically than that a soulist."

"Now I see it’s fashionable to call this ethnic cleansing, but that only makes sense if you’re thinking like a settler."

"Tankies are the agents of change, coming to plow up liberal's fields of strange fruit."

":sicko-hexbear:"

":spongebob-party:"

":vote:"

"Still in line to vote in the 2016 election"

"hexbear.net, wrecker of lemmy peace and strangler of justice, can never evade the blame for having connived at and fostered tankie's hideous war crimes that ruthlessly killed the liberal dream of lemmy."

"lemmy.world says hexbear.net is becoming "the squad" of lemmy after the users called the us president "Genocide Joe""

"Committed liberal lefty as far back as McGovern (look it up, kids). Reader of books. Do not get between me and my morning coffee and NYT. Typo queen."

"Eat the real estate agent an poop in their shoes"

"Tommy needy drinky."

"Home of the cromulent fuckcrustable."

"From the river to the sea "

" Fullmetal Alchemist.

Fullmetal Alchemist! "

""Aberdeen is the oil capital of Europe, very rich.." Trump says, at which point, the judge interjects: "Irrelevant!"

Trump adds softly, "It is.""

"i been hacked.
all my posts gone. this just deleted please help me"

"my first lemmy experience was getting insulted on hexbear"

"Hear that? Im a goatfucker, a turkeyfucker, and chickenfucker all because I ate a 3 meat sandwich."

"Wait, is there a way for our comments to be turned into taglines?"

"Hexbear proves horseshoe theory correct, its leftist storefront and why fuck is my instance federated with these pieces of shit?"

"I don't think people who jack it to lion king rule 34 porn should be arrested."

"it is extremely silly to believe a toddler is doing exaggerated, dramatic response to smoke exposure, and it is silly for a smoker to be offended by the response of a small child, especially so offended that they're posting about it."

"Hamas fighter with the skibidi rizz blows up sussy gyat ohio style"

"The shitposters of hexbear who just came here to have flamewars because the mods of hexbear apparently don't control anything anymore"

"hexbear is an online marxist transgender cult"

"I'm not sure why you would assume I'm American. I mean, you happen to be right in this case, but I'm still not sure why you'd assume that."

"The fuck that you hexbears don't even realize how significant fedjacketing is and why we don't do it, just says everything one needs to know"

"Once the food is ruined I’ll probably yell some anti colonial slogan that’s along the lines of “none of you deserve to live” before making a quick exit and hopefully not getting arrested."

"hexbear can be a bit ridiculous (honestly that place confuses me, I see both the absolute based and most cringe posts coming out of hexbear users)"

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"I mostly just wear a shirt with Pepe Le Pew on it unless it's a special occasion."

" Forget touching grass. This guy needs to make sweet love to the grass, marry the grass, and have little grass babies with the grass "

"420th Tankie Brigade, Order of Kutuzov 2nd class, Hexbear Division, 69th Rifle Corps, 3rd Shock Army, 1st Belorussian Posting Front."

"What are the pronouns this ballon is going to go by? Welcome to the #Budlight zone"

"Dear American Leftists, please vote for democrats this coming year. If Trump is re-elected, it’s game over. I wish i could tell you that a vote for democrats would get you what you really want, but America isn’t even close. All I can offer is some temporary refuge from plunging into a dictatorship."