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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I prefer big large. They sell more huge

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I was about 25 when I came to the realization that the goal for the average person seemed to be to take up as much space on this planet as possible. Get fatter, buy a big SUV, buy a huge house, have lots of kids, whatever you can do to expand your footprint.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I want to eat the Sun; does this count?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

You'd be dense and bright simultaneously. The sun is a figurative oxymoron.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But I thought the sun was a deadly laser. Is it also a figurative oxymoron??

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