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Conservative Relative’s Description Of Chicago Clearly Came Directly From Dante’s ‘Inferno’ (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Portland*

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it would currently fit Seattle best. So many Fox News watchers were convinced that we descended into utter anarchy in 2020 and obviously it must still be dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Philly too. The way some people talk about it you'd think it was a bombed out wasteland with nothing living left here except 2 cheesesteak shops across the corner from each other and a blood thirsty gritty stalking the shadows

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Minneapolis/Saint Paul, too.