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yes very sound proposal
Before I leave the bullshit below I want to say I'm not a scientist.
Would adrenaline not be fast acting? It seems like a Wile E. Coyote setup. You inject the gorilla with adrenaline and then get ripped apart as the ex just meep meeps through the window.
Going through all of this setup just to manually inject a gorilla with adrenaline like some kind of idiot?
No, you deliver it via blowgun from your driver seat.
100 cc is 100 ml, which is like half a glass worth of adrenaline. You'll need a wide ass blowgun, and it's unclear if you have the lung capacity to clear the distance to the gorilla.
The solution? A second gorilla who's been pavlov trained to blowgun the first gorilla on cue.
You could also overdose them with ADHD meds. 30 Ritalin xrs ought to do the trick
that's where a dart gun comes into play