It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Dude’s an ultra
Bonus: https://nitter.net/uncle_authority/status/1721967810241335347#m
I guess the Deprogram guys are the Three Stooges now? But the joke doesn’t really work
why is that uncle authority guy so mad about what's a pretty innocuous post, he's made like 20 subposts about it ::: spoiler terminally online malding
Hakim's take is a little cringe but getting this worked up about it is orders of magnitude worse.
In retrospect, it reads like bait. Reminds me of the time during the Bush / Gore debate when Bush said Jesus was his favorite historical figure and Gore rolled his eyes, then spent the rest of the election apologizing for it.
memory unlocked
RD is literally the guy from the "no everything has to be serious at all times" meme. This is the level of posting that could kill you via brain aneurysm if you're not careful.
He does this whenever he thinks hes got a hit tweet.
He once posted all day for like a full week about how he epic owned the nordics about food cause he posted "rotten reindeer cock" over and over, it used to be his bio like "destroyer of subhuman nordic cuisine" or something like that.
Lol hes like the platonic ideal of this site's userbase
ok that sounds correct though
tbf the nordics are stupid pricks
I mean, we are, but have you considered that we actually eat rotten fish, fish preserved in lye, and blood sausage, rather than rotten reindeer cock?
Online guy getting mad about religion
Flim at 11
He is like 75% correct posting with the confidence of someone who is 105% correct.
damn that sounds like me lol
HexBear in a nutshell
i love the guys that are like, tryin to theorize the best, most marxist, politics while also vividly hallucinating that the year is 1921 and they have been asked to give a speech on how best to collectivize the Russian economy.
Which drug do you have to take to cause this specific hallucination? Asking for a friend.
Jesus Christ