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Is the car in this meme flying above another car? What’s that thing on the road with a different orientation? Also, the car looks like a left-hand drive but the car is flying over the left lane. I’m so confused.
Ok, so dude is on the right side of road in the left lane. He just GTA jumped the ramp on the big rig behind this car. He landed the jump but damaged his rear bumper on their front number. His name is Muscular Mickey. He’s buff and you’d expect a Leonard Cohen/Tom Waits type voice but he sounds like he was castrated and had a recorder shoved in his throat (and one in his ass for good measure).
Source: I was in the passenger side envying his veins while trying to shoot up while jumping the car. I’m in the hospital right now waiting to get the broken needle removed from my arm. I also missed the vein, of course, so now I have to tell people a spider bit me.
Edit: Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh.
The car and road are from the cover of a Nickleback album: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_the_Right_Reasons