I mean yeah, I also want a new F Zero, and also cynical towards the battle royale remake trend. But the article is about how they should have done the same with with an old Mario Kart game. You're not interacting with the text that you posted. Saying you want a different game is not a valid criticism of a game.

Plus, would 3D make having all 100 cars on track better, or would it just make the netcode shit out and be visually harder to understand? 100 cars on a stage is harder to make playable than just throwing 100 cars on a track. Any of the 3D F-Zero games would border on unplayable if we just threw 100 cars on the track.