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submitted 2 years ago by downpunxx@kbin.social to c/news@lemmy.world

Thames Valley Police says it is looking into a woman's complaint of harassment and stalking.

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[-] downpunxx@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago

once you've got thames valley nick on your bum you're done up like a kipper sonny boy

[-] teft@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can you translate this sentence to American?

[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

at the point you find the rozzers up your Jacksie you are essentially bang to rights my old pedigree

[-] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

When you cop a flower pot and the filf are at your fife and drum, you’re done and dusted like Coleman’s mustard

[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

as soon as the old bill starts sniffing around your Gary, you'll be doing a stretch in chokey, china

[-] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Stone the crows, governor! Once them river bobbies start houndin’ yer like a dog on a bone, you’re in for a right pickle, ain’t ya me ol’ mucker!

[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

exactly. finally some sense in this thread.

[-] KevinDeRodeTovenaar@feddit.nl 16 points 2 years ago

Once the thames valley police come after you, you're done fucked boy.

[-] teft@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago
[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Indubitably. Have a little touch of spotted dick?

[-] teft@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Yes, but the doctor said it's just a rash so no worries.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Russell, is that you?

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Dude’s fucked.

[-] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social -2 points 2 years ago

Didn't your people invent the language? Doesn't sound like any of youse got the memo

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm not British but I think what they're trying to say is:
"once you've got thames valley on your ass you're about to be cooked"

[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Once you have the police from the region of Thames Valley investigating your private affairs you don't really stand much chance. you are more than likely to end up in prison.

[-] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

These are all words from the english dictionary, yes.

[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

the real issue is the paucity of English in the US.

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