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[–] 132 points 5 days ago (14 children)

Unironically that's been how most of my successful dates have gone. Being conventionally attractive with the social skills of a turnip can be interesting sometimes.

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  • [–] 66 points 5 days ago (7 children)

    Oh, I know it's a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, "You're scrawny and weird, and you've got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so..."

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  • [–] 8 points 4 days ago

    Some guys: "I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety."

    My father: "Alcoholism and mental illness means I'm usually the last person in the bar at closing time."

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  • [–] 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    Why was this in Linda’s voice?

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