Hey, that's my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia.

Toucan beaks run in the family.

scrawny and weird

I'm listening

Some guys: "I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety."

My father: "Alcoholism and mental illness means I'm usually the last person in the bar at closing time."

Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.

Ayy, you come here often?

That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!