cross-posted from: https://lemy.lol/post/72694016 (original title: YOU BASTARDS)

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[–] 71 points 2 days ago (27 children)

Theory: They were masterpieces, in the old meaning

A masterpiece was an item you would craft or something you would do to earn you the rank of Master in your Guild.

This is easy to describe and judge, but hard to make if you aren't experienced.

They put them in their gold hoardes as they were basically their version of a degree

(If you're a metalworker and want to check if you would've earned the rank of Master in an ancient Guild, you can try to make one of these)

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  • [–] 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Or maybe it was the opposite, they were a basic project assigned to beginner metalsmiths to teach them the different skills. That's why they're everywhere, because everyone who went to the Roman equivalent of trade school made, like, 1-3.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    That's why they're everywhere

    If I recall correctly, they aren't everywhere though.
    Afaik they were only found in provinces but not in Italy.

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  • More specifically they were largely found in Gaul and Britain, so I assume it's nonsense that spread around with the Romano-Celts. Either as noted a masterwork or maybe some type of scrying tool. There are examples of similar objects both pre and post Rome so take that as you will.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (11 children)

    Nothing like showing off your mastery of the craft by... making the exact same thing everyone else did.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Check out 90% of woodworking posts, logic holds up.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Oh shit, is the epoxy river table our version of the dodecahedron!? 😱

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Wait till the wood rots away and all future archaeologists find is the epoxy.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    "We believe 21st century rich people put a long strip of epoxy in their homes for ritualistic purposes. Though some have suggested it's pretty obviously some device for knitting."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Oh cmon, it's obviously a dildo but the scientists didn't want to say it out loud.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    That's been a common theory for many years but it's between "eeeh, maybe" and debunked.
    Here's a tip: don't publicly theorise about things that you have close to no knowledge about. This shouldn't have to be said.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago*

    Your tip is actually really bad. Getting opinions from people who aren't metalworkers or archaeologists or anthropologists is often how answers to these questions are discovered. There are many inventions/discoveries/realizations that are made from people in different trades approaching problems differently.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    Here’s a tip: don’t publicly theorise about things that you have close to no knowledge about. This shouldn’t have to be said.

    Nothing wrong with discussing shit you're not an expert on. If it's not proven, it's not proven, they're not hurting anything by suggesting their ideas. You don't have to be an expert to do that. Maybe someone will come up with something no one has thought of before that could then be investigated by experts.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago*

    Isn't this not likely since it wasn't just metalworkers that had them?

    I honestly wonder if there was just some autistic metalworker who came up with this weird fucking design and made a million of them like a psychotic dwarf, and then people started to get fascinated and wanted their own. A literal thingamajig that just fascinated people because of how complex and specific it was, and it just became a cultural phenomenon.

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