cross-posted from: https://lemy.lol/post/72694016 (original title: YOU BASTARDS)

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[–] 4 points 23 hours ago

Multipurpose candle holder.

Holds candles of different diameters.

It's so obvious we probably shouldn't write it down

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    What is the bowl of wicker balls on the coffee table in every airbnb for?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago

    Time Traveler: "Listen, I know it's weird, but spread making this thing as a tradition, it'll confuse the fuck out of historians in a couple thousand years."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Just try building your nanomachines without one!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Modular mace head

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  • [–] 71 points 2 days ago (27 children)

    Theory: They were masterpieces, in the old meaning

    A masterpiece was an item you would craft or something you would do to earn you the rank of Master in your Guild.

    This is easy to describe and judge, but hard to make if you aren't experienced.

    They put them in their gold hoardes as they were basically their version of a degree

    (If you're a metalworker and want to check if you would've earned the rank of Master in an ancient Guild, you can try to make one of these)

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  • [–] 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Or maybe it was the opposite, they were a basic project assigned to beginner metalsmiths to teach them the different skills. That's why they're everywhere, because everyone who went to the Roman equivalent of trade school made, like, 1-3.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    That's why they're everywhere

    If I recall correctly, they aren't everywhere though.
    Afaik they were only found in provinces but not in Italy.

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  • [–] 1 point 23 hours ago

    More specifically they were largely found in Gaul and Britain, so I assume it's nonsense that spread around with the Romano-Celts. Either as noted a masterwork or maybe some type of scrying tool. There are examples of similar objects both pre and post Rome so take that as you will.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (11 children)

    Nothing like showing off your mastery of the craft by... making the exact same thing everyone else did.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Check out 90% of woodworking posts, logic holds up.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Oh shit, is the epoxy river table our version of the dodecahedron!? 😱

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Wait till the wood rots away and all future archaeologists find is the epoxy.

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    [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    It was found in a Roman toilet along with three shells.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    It's an old-school Beanie Baby.

    Someone crafted, it looked amazing, everyone wanted one, they probably started calling them good luck charms and sold a bunch more.

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  • Obviously it's the ship design the Grays used during their early recon phase.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Most convincing theory I've seen is that it's a cipher tool.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    (/srs) my most convincing theory is that it's for testing smithing skills. Like that one boat on 3D printers.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    A Roman benchie?

    I mean... Maybe... It would be a tricky make that would require quite a bit of skill to cast or bend, weld and polish.

    Not an unreasonable hypothesis all things considered.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    This is going to be future archaeologists with all of our electronics.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    It's already difficult to get some 10 year old devices' documentation or user manual. The company behind it might not even exist anymore so I'm off to digging up the archives or translating chinese OEM's pdfs.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago*

    I sometimes have to support old harsware still used in live systems and sometimes it feels like digital archaeology trying to find. I feel a massive wave of relief if I see them running an old enough version of our software that I can tell them lol nope unsupported.

    Oldest thing I have had to support this month is a card reader from the late 90s. Essentially a scanner which scans printed templates and identifies where someone filled in the form on it. The customer was putting the cards in upside down.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Idk how many times i have to post this, but it's clearly a prime chaotic resonator. Slot some fossils into that bad boy and craft some good gear!

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    [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    It's an anomalous object that expands the inside dimensions of a space without altering the outside dimensions. It gets lazy about it after a while though and starts making stuff out of whatever bullshit comes to hand, though. DO NOT leave it outside for prolonged periods of time.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Before someone posts it, no, it’s not for knitting; there are solid ones that would have been useless for that and knitting isn’t known to have been present in the Roman Empire.

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    [–] 20 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Fun fact: While these are from the Roman period, they've mostly been found in what were then the provinces of Brittania and Gaul, and none have ever been found in Italy. Which tends to suggest that they're Celtic or Romano-Celtic rather than Roman.

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