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It’s a satire account btw

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[-] Godort@lemmy.ca 131 points 18 hours ago
[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 64 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Once heard a cop telling a story of the most petty criminal they apprehended.

A school teacher with no criminal record decide to break into a random gardening store in the middle of the night.

Was unable to find money, and then decided to steal sacks of potting dirt..

Got caught on the home after passing the cop on patrol. They didn’t know about the theft but the guy had covered his license plate…

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 46 points 17 hours ago

Only commit a single crime at once. Have a body in the car? Make sure all of your taillights are working.

[-] svtdragon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I've always heard it as "only break one law at a time."

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 17 hours ago

I'll keep that in mind and let you know how it goes

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 16 hours ago

The saddest part of this story is how a school teacher felt he needed to turn to burglary in order to make up for being underpaid...

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2026
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