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[-] jtrek@startrek.website 39 points 15 hours ago

I read the meaning as someone thinking it weird to text back immediately. That was the offense. As if you should play it cool and wait to respond.

I personally respond quickly if I'm holding my phone and the message comes in, usually.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

I make sure to age my replies. If someone's not dying, give that shit a full 24 hours.

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 29 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Them, 13 Aug: Morning!

You, 14 Aug: Morning! How are you?
Them, 14 Aug: great since I get to talk to you 🙂. How are you?

You, 15 Aug: Great for the same reason 🙂. Want to have dinner?
Them, 15 Aug: love to, where and when?
Them, 15 Aug: Where are we having dinner?
Them, 15 Aug: missed 7 calls from Them.
Them 15 Aug: I'm hungry, are you ok?
Them, 15 Aug: I hope you're ok, call me when you see this, no matter the time, I just need to know you're ok

You, 16 Aug: Morning, sorry, 24 hour rule. Dinner tonight?

[-] X@piefed.world 3 points 7 hours ago

sorry, 24 hour rule. Dinner tonight?

lmao that’s hilarious

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Just enough time to sous vide the roast

[-] 1984@lemmy.today -4 points 6 hours ago
[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 6 hours ago

You and them can refer to just you and one other. English pronouns get weird.

[-] untorquer@quokk.au 2 points 14 hours ago

Some days they get multiple replies, as a treat!

[-] Alenalda@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

That's dexter so it reads to me like anyone responding instantly is a serial killer.

[-] protist@retrofed.com 1 points 8 hours ago

I thought that was David Fisher

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