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[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

cleaning smegma out of my uncircumcised dick

That's a manufactured issue, btw, on the scale of cutting off your big toe so you don't have to figure out which shoe goes on which foot.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

It's a space in which things can accumulate that I don't have to worry about because I don't have that space. Not once in my life have I suffered repercussions from not having that space.

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