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Man says he won't kick puppies or burn down orphanages.
Man says he will not buy more accelerant or new shoes for the purposes of burning down orphanages and kicking puppies. No word on current stocks, non-specialty shoes, or fertilizer. Dude's gotta farm sometimes yk?
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...as a policy. If it happens now, he has an excuse.