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I bet jacking off is the last thing on your mind right now

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Of course it is. Why would I masturbate when there's a perfectly good bowl of soggy cornflakes to fuck?

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

At least wait for the milk to congeal first

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

oh it'll be congealed alright

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