I suspect we'll be hearing about how Mitch "suddenly passed" some time in the next 24 hours.

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[–] [S] 158 points 2 months ago* (21 children)

Dear FBI surveillance team,

This post is not in anyway a threat. It is merely a prediction of the end to the Weekend at Bernie's situation going on with Mitch McConnell. Since today is the last day a special election can be called upon his death, I expect they'll thaw out his corpse tonight and announce his official death tomorrow.

Warm regards,

jballs

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  • [–] 108 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Dear jballs,

    Dude, I'm just as tired of this shitshow as you are. My boss is a drunk frat boy, his boss is a rapist pedophile, and I'm just trying to feed my family. We're good.

    • Your assigned FBI agent who has to pretend to be a random Lemmy user
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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Dear Jballs and HumanOnEarth, we here at the CIA have a dead pool going on when the “announcement” will be. I have it for the 7th at end of day. If anyone wants in on this action let me know

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    The white Flowers By Irene van is certainly not outside your house right now.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago (4 children)


    It looks like Shackleford got there first.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Lmao what is this from? Can't find it

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    You inspired me to make a community. I had no idea there wasn't a real best of lemmy on lemmy yet

    https://sh.itjust.works/c/best_of_lemmy

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    May have started that way, but it's not being used such. Frankly though, it's not being used much at all lately, so if you can make a better one then I'm all for it

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