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I suspect we'll be hearing about how Mitch "suddenly passed" some time in the next 24 hours.

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 157 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dear FBI surveillance team,

This post is not in anyway a threat. It is merely a prediction of the end to the Weekend at Bernie's situation going on with Mitch McConnell. Since today is the last day a special election can be called upon his death, I expect they'll thaw out his corpse tonight and announce his official death tomorrow.

Warm regards,

jballs

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 107 points 2 days ago

Dear jballs,

Dude, I'm just as tired of this shitshow as you are. My boss is a drunk frat boy, his boss is a rapist pedophile, and I'm just trying to feed my family. We're good.

  • Your assigned FBI agent who has to pretend to be a random Lemmy user
[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 55 points 2 days ago

Maybe the FBI agents were just the friends we made along the way.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

Dear Jballs and HumanOnEarth, we here at the CIA have a dead pool going on when the “announcement” will be. I have it for the 7th at end of day. If anyone wants in on this action let me know

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dear Et Al,

No One has seen the subject at an undisclosed location, kept alive by a rudimentary pumping merchantman /edit mechanism

  • what?
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

are we playing price is right rules or closest to the announcement

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Price is right of course!

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 days ago

The white Flowers By Irene van is certainly not outside your house right now.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago


It looks like Shackleford got there first.

[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Lmao what is this from? Can't find it

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Silence of the Lambs. Dale Gribble has without a doubt watched that scene.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Dearest jballs

you forgot to say in minecraft so we're coming

love and kisses,

fbi surveillance team 7492

[-] jve@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Can we give lemmy gold?

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

You inspired me to make a community. I had no idea there wasn't a real best of lemmy on lemmy yet

https://sh.itjust.works/c/best_of_lemmy

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

May have started that way, but it's not being used such. Frankly though, it's not being used much at all lately, so if you can make a better one then I'm all for it

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

If there was a better one, I would use it a lot. I try not to use world or ml anyway. The intro stickie says it's for best communities which I try to honor. So at best, it's the users going rogue.

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