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[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

The best is the first person to start it sets the template for everyone else.

Hi my name is ronald mcdonald, give job title, give boss name, say how long you worked here.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago

Hi my name is Sergio and I laugh like this: "huh huh HA HO huh..." Next?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Hello my name is Jack Meehoff and I am a sexaholic.

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

People act like they are at gunpoint. It's perfectly fine to go “Hi, I'm Dusty, nice to meet you.” And leave it at that, no matter how much the extroverts before you ranted on about themselves. In my experience 99% of the time people feel just as apprehensive as you and don't really care. Now, if the entire point of the meeting is to introduce a team, please, just fucking cooperate. I've worked with too many people who refuse to participate on the meetings, and they make workflows so unnecessarily obstructive. I want to finish my task and go home as well, just pay attention to the communication tools, I don't care how much of a mystery you like to portray yourself as. Specially if our work depends on each other's coordination.

this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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