I can stick my peepee into a bladeless fan and not worry about cuts so there's that.

at work we have expensive fans with a cheap metal mesh around them - to avoid a crying co-worker. at home i have a cheap tower fan with a weird plastic mesh - there are no visible blades on it except if i crank my neck into a really uncomfortable position and shine a flashlight into it. which one of the two can i call bladeless?

luckily i already have a devils advocate and @arctanthrope@lemmy.world dropped the name of god. how well do i need to hide my fans blade to create a Ventilationbescheißerle?

Regular fans dont have exposed blades either, there is a mesh over it.

Oh my god that makes so much sense suddenly

That's just a nickname, they are called Maultaschen 99.9% of the time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maultaschen

They are basically very large ravioli, but with a more German flavor (for lack of a better word). As far as I know, the origin story is more legend than fact, but it's a funny anecdote nevertheless.

Very tasty, I recommend giving them a try if you ever have the chance. Vegetarian and vegan versions are available BTW (at least in Germany).

Is this what a rocket biologist specializes in?

beavers are also a funny thing: it swims, therefore it is a fish. fish aren't animal.

i was more referencing things like @arctanthrope@lemmy.world expanded: hiding meat in dough. funny how many strategies they had to cheat a supposedly all-seeing, all-knowing entity.

If only wasn't owned by a Nazi.

To be fair the originals were cool. A small museum in my town has one on display and damnit if those roadsters weren't pretty cool (to me). Then the Nazi bitch bought the company and they started designing hot garbage.