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[-] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

Does this still happen?

You can get DNA tests for under $100 these days. A commander could test everyone on a ship for a few grand. If the Navy has people's DNA on file, it would be even easier.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

theres probably no way to get a non-contaminated sample of dna from literal shit. i am just talking out of my ass though, i'm not a scatologist

[-] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Why not? It doesn't need to be clean, just unique to the individual.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

theres a trillion bacteria in there, how would you separate the human dna from the bacteria dna

e: it turns out you can get dna from poop, at least from what I saw from googling. crazy stuff

[-] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I think there are at least two basic techniques. You can isolate the human DNA and that will generally be isolated to a single person (ignoring amorous encounters). Or you could profile the entire gut biom.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 days ago

If this is a carrier, you are looking at thousands of DNA tests and probably closer to $40,000 dropped to maybe find a match.

[-] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If it's a carrier it may cost closer to half a million. But that's a drop in the bucket compared to the insane operating expenses of a carrier.

It's also worth it to catch someone who's risking the health of an entire carrier.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Indeed. Fixed my maths error!

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