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A wizard has the power of magic. What's the himbo got?
He is shirtless and all of his spell reagents are in his robe pockets, he's just a skinny nerd without a shirt. Goblin man can be all over you like a spider monkey regardless of attire.
A wizard doesn't need spell components to cast FIST!
Just because he put all his points into Int doesn't mean he's going to be able to bullet time dodge goblin man jumping on him and biting him on the shoulder.
But it doesn't mean he can't.
https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Battle_Strip
—Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged
Goblin man has NEVER worn a shirt
Fair point but when it comes to
vs 
I take fireball. Can goblin close the gap before Wizard casts spell? Find out next time on Wagonball GZ
Goblin man can burrow through the ground like a Street Shark where fireballs cannot reach him if we're making them anime characters.
A heart of gold
And that'll help him against direct attacks to the thorax ONLY.