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[-] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

A wizard has the power of magic. What's the himbo got?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He is shirtless and all of his spell reagents are in his robe pockets, he's just a skinny nerd without a shirt. Goblin man can be all over you like a spider monkey regardless of attire.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A wizard doesn't need spell components to cast FIST!

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Just because he put all his points into Int doesn't mean he's going to be able to bullet time dodge goblin man jumping on him and biting him on the shoulder.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

But it doesn't mean he can't.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

sicko-intrigued But he still has his wand!

https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Battle_Strip

It's anime law: whenever a male shōnen protagonist takes off his shirt, all of his attributes increase exponentially."

—Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Goblin man has NEVER worn a shirt

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fair point but when it comes to goblin-dont-care vs qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

I take fireball. Can goblin close the gap before Wizard casts spell? Find out next time on Wagonball GZ

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Goblin man can burrow through the ground like a Street Shark where fireballs cannot reach him if we're making them anime characters.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[-] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

And that'll help him against direct attacks to the thorax ONLY.

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