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[-] Piltdowntown@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

The punchline is porn the punchline get it guys do you get it the punchline is porn I said it's PORN I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING AND ORIGINAL JOKE PLEASE LAUGH LAUGH AT ME DAMN YOU LAUGH

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I just see some guy in wrestling clothes. If you think it's porn then it must be making you horny so that's on you I guess

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

based on his anxious expression, I can deduce that on the way home from the gym he went to the farmer's market for a manicure and a prize-winning eggplant, but he can't carry it with his hands because his nails are drying. it's not sexual

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

It was right after wrestling practice too, so it's not like he's got pockets on that thing

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