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My darling hiring manager.
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this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.
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For a while, I opened my cover letters with "Hi." like I'm fucking Windows 11 looking for a fresh install at their employment.
At this point, you should probably try to introduce yourself like a LLM ... or just have an LLM write it for you.
The middle management types reading it love LLMs, and they'll instantly find the writing style comfortable and familiar.