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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

Preferable something that will work immediately, it's spring scented, and wont lead to permanent brain damage.

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[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

I still have no idea what that's about.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 59 points 2 days ago
[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

dead-dove-2

i am going to dramatically fling myself into the sea

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

That's fair, I ignored the warnings and pressed onward due to my own curiosity, it's only fair that I pay the price.

pain

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

It's a very good thing that I am very inebriated and will rpibably not remembrr this in the morning

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

Setting an alarm to dm you in 8 hours

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

You know, I wasn't planning to get blitzed off my ass on absinthe tonight, but I need something to toss the grenade down the memory pit after that one

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Graham wasn't planning on getting Blitzed either.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Oooh.

Absinthe

I had Marilyn Manson's absinthe back before I found out he was a fuck

Missed opportunity to name it Marilyn's Mansinthe

[-] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 day ago

I saw the warnings. I ignored them. I payed the price.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

I should have said nothing...

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Given that moles are generated by fetus poops in the womb landing on the skin and staying there, it's quite surprising that taint-blanketing by moles isn't something I've seen before.

It makes so much sense, it now doesn't make sense that it's not normal.

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Given that moles are generated by fetus poops in the womb landing on the skin and staying there

Is this a joke that I'm just not getting? Because this is absolutely NOT what causes moles ever. It isn't what causes moles that show up later on adults and it also isn't what causes moles that are present on newborns.

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

biden-alert Definitely a joke and not an urban myth I've been misinformed about.

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago
[-] BigWeed@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Ah, he had HPV. I get it now, 'ladybug' because its infectious.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah brother

[-] ComradeSpecters@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

What the actual fuck

this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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