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He is so very, very very clearly fucking dead. He's dead. The guy is not alive. Mitch McConnell is ACTIVELY IN HELL, RIGHT THIS SECOND. I said that as a fact BEFORE the lying machine informed me that he was FUCKING COVERED UP when they wheeled him out on a stretcher. That information makes me believe there is an actual negative chance that mitch McConnell's body presently contains his own blood

For some reason I feel possessed by the spirit of liberalism and im just so aghast that this lie is so obvious and yet every rules nerd watching is just like "ah but that's the rules, though." Like ahhhhhhhh holy shit

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[-] doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

It might be like when Biden died, but the people around him didn't want to give up power. They just need to keep Mitch's heart pumping blood, and his office still gets all the power of being majority leader.

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