Taco Bell has temporarily removed lettuce, guacamole, and pico de gallo from many menu items as a parasite causing severe diarrhea spreads across multiple U.S. states.

The fast-food chain acted out of caution as health officials investigate cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness linked to contaminated produce. The move affects popular items, including burritos, tacos, and bowls that typically feature fresh ingredients.

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[–] 54 points 3 months ago (15 children)

How would anyone be able to tell the difference if they got explosive diarrhea from a parasite or just eating Taco Bell.

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  • [–] 64 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    The reason some Americans unironically complain about bad shits after eating Mexican food is because their bodies are accustomed to having zero dietary fiber intake. Eating some beans and lettuce is enough to upset their stomach. Pathetic.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Deadass I've never had bad gas after eating beans, I don't know why it was so trendy to say so. I do have the shits after eating raw onions though, that stuff destroys me

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  • [–] [B] 14 points 3 months ago

    When I lived in the US nobody would believe a word I said about this. Being maimed by mere hot sauce has to be some kind of gallbladder issue. Combine that with unexpected fiber & dairy & boom. Anyways congrats on the parasites.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Robert, I thought you were supposed to fix this! /s

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Trust, this is all part of the plan. The Age of the Worm is here.

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