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this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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Flirting and being nice are two different things. However most people don't know that difference. Especially if they never had anyone genuinely being nice to them.
and lots of service people flirt to get bigger tips, and it's fake AF.
Like every other waitress loves to tell me how young I look for my age. I know they are lying trying to get an extra few bucks. The bartenders/waiters don't do that... but they are friendly and chill.
Guess who I tip more?
wait i've read this joke before. the one with a bigger owl?