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Anon ruins christmas (thelemmy.club)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 6 points 4 days ago

Raw ingredients aren't the final product. Cows don't produce cheese.

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

I just pictured milking string cheese out of an udder, and so you have to suffer too.

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Mmmmm straight from the tap into my mouth

[-] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 6 points 4 days ago

If you shake the cow before milking it does!

[-] kiara@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

i'm pretty sure that would make butter, not cheese

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2026

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