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I feel like I am experiencing some kind of hinge moment in my life as it regards to the internet

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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

getting closer to “find a human militant among the trees” by the day

(going to assume it’s fake, pls don’t prove me otherwise)

*because it seems like one of motion algos output on trees (?) from drone/satellite, genuinely wtf material

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Signing up for a health insurance plan so I can pay money to pay less money if I need to pay money...

Need to create an account...

Gotta fill out the captcha so they know I'm not a bot...

✋CONFIRM 1 KILL IF YOU'RE HUMAN 🫵

Still image of a dusty street corner...

Can't tell if it's a dismembered body or or just a rag. Looks like a rag to me...

🫷 INCORRECT, TRY AGAIN 🫵

okay, maybe it is 1 male adolescent confirmed dead...

🫷 INCORRECT, TRY AGAIN 🫵

okay, he could be military-age, sure...

✅ SUCCESS, WELCOME HUMAN ✅

Time to choose between the Gold Platinum plan and the Silver Plus...

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