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[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 95 points 3 weeks ago

Befriend her BF, get him into multiplayer gaming, Lego, and Warhammer, and let him ruin his relationship with her as he gets deeper into these hobbies.

That'll show her.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 3 weeks ago

Why commit him to plastic crack? Why not normal crack?

[-] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Plastic crack is slightly healthier than normal crack I think(also hope).

[-] joenforcer@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Healthier, yes. Cheaper, no.

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck him too.

Talk them into adoring witch hunter ethos, drop some black library pdfs, then present oneself as a witch to burn on some phallic object.

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2026
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