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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery (www.theguardian.com)

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[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 5 hours ago

I don't understand why he wears diapers.

Women have even shorter urethras.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

Yeah he could just sit.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

don't get why men don't just sit anyway.

cleaning up piss is gross.

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

it's a luxury piss, and I'll be damned if I don't sit down and take my time while on the clock.

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