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Anon tries to break the ice
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this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2026
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I think he means she’s processing his items at the cash register
Yeah, that's more plausible than my attempt, hah.
People definitely do interpret customer service as flirting though
Thinking about it, I'd say the average Anon wouldn't state with confidence "she was checking me out / flirting with me".
So fuck you, your answer is clearly the better one. 😜
i mean customer service very very occasionally is flirting. rarely enough that you should just assume it's not, but often enough that those people who don't get flirted with and will take any and every chance will flirt back out of desparate hope.
Yes, that's the joke