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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Don't banish him. Where the hell are you sending him, Australia?

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Someplace with no protein, misery, and natural disadvantage for people like him.

...I suppose... that only leaves the one place... That... hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...

[-] 5wim@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Fluke@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

In orbit around the sun, somewhere between earth and mars. (and you can't prove otherwise)

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes. The bush, preferably.

this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2026
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