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[-] Florn@hexbear.net 61 points 19 hours ago

They would put him on a high-priority semen retrieval

[-] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago

"Now listen carefully Bond, ordinary Expensive Brand watch. Turn the dial, electroshock semen retrieval unit. Modern Iconic Sportscar? Behind the headlights, deployable armour-penetrating semen retrieval harpoons - should penetrate the hull of an average burned-out Merkava. This pen? Don't be silly, it's just a pen Bond. But the ink..."

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2026
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