Kinda wild you can just order an astronomy laser (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Ekranoplane@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like what do you mean any member of the general public can buy a magic pen of long range blinding and plane grounding. How does this not cause more problems.

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[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

well i need to rent a van and hire a couple goons so, let's say $200?

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

No drowning is gonna be happening at those prices.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Those aren't union goon rates and I'm not supporting scabs

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

i meant 200 bucks for drownin' blood. the goons will get scale or do it for the love of the game if they hate the target enough

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Really says a lot about modern gooning that we're seriously talking about gooning for "exposure" on hexbear dot com, smdh my damn head

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