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submitted 1 day ago by 1984@lemmy.today to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I was thinking about this. I went to university, and I worked in tech for decades. I met many assholes but I didn't meet anyone that would fit on the left half of the bell curve (less than 100 iq).

Since I've been living in that bubble my entire life, I'm curious of your stories. Have you met someone who was actually quite dumb (not just having opinions you don't agree with) and do you have an example situation you remember you can share?

Hopefully this becomes more funny than hateful since intelligence is not the value of a person, but it can be funny to read the stories.

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[-] dkppunk@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago

Yes, I knew someone when I worked in retail who was quite dumb, she was a super sweet person though.

I realized how dumb she was when we encountered a mouse in the back stocking area. It crawled under the door and out to the back of the building. She turned to me and said “I heard the reason mice can crawl under doors like that is because they don’t have any bones”

Me being a biology major with a big interest in all things animals and insects that loves to educate people tried to correct her. I told her about how all mammals have bones and that mice were just very flexible to be able to fit under the gap in the door. I told her about how we used to dissect owl pellets when I was in 3rd grade and put the little skeletons back together. She did not believe me and still thought mice just don’t have bones.

I do sometimes wonder if she ever finished nursing school.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

My brother-in-law heard and believed that cats could squeeze into tight places because they have "collapsible skeletons." Like, they could sense a tight place and detach their bones on demand and pop them back in later.

[-] dkppunk@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago

Now that’s an interesting one. I don’t get where people get this kind of stuff. Like, do you not pay any attention in science class? It’s some of the most basic of basic biology. But I was also the kid who used to read biology textbooks for fun lol

[-] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago

Ah, yes. Boneless mice, also known as terrestrial quadropodes. I'm pretty sure they're related to the chickens we get boneless wings from.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

It would be amazing if they didn't have any bones. Just a big blob of flesh. :)

[-] dkppunk@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, like I said, she was a really sweet gal. She cared about people, her family, and coworkers. She was a hard worker and I enjoyed having her as a colleague. I really liked her, she just wasn’t very smart.

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