361

After Traffic Stop for Phone in Right Hand, She Called Out the Problem (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 3 days ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

73 comments fedilink hide all child comments

But before [the deputy] could get very far with his explanation, Ms. Thomas held up her right arm. There was no phone in it. There had never been a phone in it because she has no right hand.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Clutch knee to steering wheel. You just can't steer and shift at the same time. At least not until you figure out clurchless shifting

this post was submitted on 29 May 2026

361 points (98.4% liked)

Not The Onion

21611 readers

1150 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world