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I’m sure this is what he would have wanted

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[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

“What if we did like a Non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea but made it fucking nasty”

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

I mean lawn guy lin ice tea is already just combining 5 different liquors that do not go together so people who don't understand fractions think they're getting a stronger drink.

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

I agree with everything here except for "do not go together", when mixed right a long island tastes like a regular arnold palmer but still hits like a truck. For people who like tea+lemonade and getting trashed but don't enjoy the taste of liquor it is the ideal beverage.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

you could accomplish that with just vodka and the sweet drinks

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

You can't fit as much vodka in the same drink without it tasting like vodka, the long island iced tea is remarkably deceptive

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

vodka shouldn't taste like anything unless you flavor it

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

In higher concentrations it tastes like pure alcohol, which is to say burning

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I'm not saying I don't get the appeal, but not everybody enjoys things that are burning flavored and they deserve to get too drunk too quickly if they want to just like everyone else

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I believe you. But have you considered simply not tasting the alcohol so you can experience the world of liquor flavors? We have licking an oak plank, thin wine, water with a hint of potato, ??? overpowered by sugar, ???, gin, tequila, and if you come to China, you can try: rice, drinking perfume, soup you added random seasoning to but no salt or even soup, and then perfume, and finally literally soy sauce.

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Ok but I actually do like tequila and gin and plank, and I suspect I would enjoy a fine sipping perfume as well

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Well its the most popular distilled alcohol in the world, so clearly its likable to somebody.

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Baijiu, the one that comes in herbal, floral, rice, and sauce

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The one time I tried baijiu it tasted like paint thinner

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

You're selling me on it

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can’t explain exactly what purpose vodka serves in there (because it’s tasteless aside from the alcohol), but they do go together

soviet-hmm i suspect the core is gin, triple sec and rum, because they are all very distinct flavors which compensate each other, but tequila also seems superfluous, especially white

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The m&ms is the kick in the face.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

not just any m&ms, AI generated m&ms

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago

It tells us they were just doing random shit for the hell of it, and have heard of codine/hydrocodone syrup+vodka+skittles.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I'd rather a wocky slush than this crap

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