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Oak would not resort to these tactics.

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[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, according to him the three charges “do not show guilty findings" because he never went to court. So, just don't get caught and no one should question your innocence.

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

DEFEAT THE LAW WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

POKE PROFESSORS HATE HIM

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