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this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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Let's really think about this folks:
What is a mousetrap? It's a mechanical device used to kill a pest living inside a home or place of business. Because its mechanical, that means its constructed, and not natural. It's a tool, a product of human engineering. If this was a message about the dangers of natural pathogens, why use a human made device? Why not a snake or a badger or a grizzly bear or some other alpha predator? I think the artist knows what we all know about this virus. It's plain to see.
What is, cheese? A tasty treat, one you can enjoy in all kinds of ways. You can eat it with crackers, or burgers or just by itself. There is no wrong way to enjoy cheese. It's also great to share with family, friends, and coworkers. It's a completely natural product, one discovered by accident, meaning given the right conditions it forms naturally in the wild. Doctors however, will tell you, too much cheese is bad for you, that you shouldn't have too much cheese. They'll say "Bob, how much cheese did you say you eat again? You have to stop eating so much cheese!" But we know that cheese can be part of a healthy diet, offering high-quality protein, calcium, and nutrients like vitamin b12 that support bone health and satiety. You can never have too much of a good thing I always say.
The trap, presented here, is clearly a false flag. If you know anything about traps, you can tell right away that this is a trap that only looks threatening. Its designed that way, with intention. Some might say "Bob don't eat that cheese! It's going to kill you!" But don't let them fool you! If you do your own research you can spot the false traps and allow you to enjoy that delicious cheese! I've been "eating" this "cheese" for over 40 years and never once have I ever had a medical issue that I'm aware of. My homeopathologist says I have the heart of a horse! Which, since the transplant I had in the sewers of the Philippines many years ago, is a true statement.
Comrades, listen to your gut here. Eat the cheese!