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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago (14 children)

If you're doing bendy sex positions and your partner farts and you can't both have a laugh about it and continue with the bendy sex then your relationship needs an upgrade.

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 months ago (12 children)

But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.

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[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Let's take a little recess and circle back.

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

A username well-earned

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Mister Stoker sir ?!

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[–] Soulg@ani.social 7 points 4 months ago

Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Then you're obviously not worthy

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 7 points 4 months ago

I get that reference.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

have you not heard of candles?

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Then it smells ass, and candles.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago

I've done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose

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[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 31 points 4 months ago

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