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Social Media was a mistake
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this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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If you're doing bendy sex positions and your partner farts and you can't both have a laugh about it and continue with the bendy sex then your relationship needs an upgrade.
But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.
Let's take a little recess and circle back.
Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.
I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.
A username well-earned
Mister Stoker sir ?!
Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao
after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred
Then you're obviously not worthy
I get that reference.
have you not heard of candles?
Then it smells ass, and candles.
I've done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose