this post was submitted on 07 May 2026

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[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Let's take a little recess and circle back.

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

A username well-earned

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Mister Stoker sir ?!

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[–] Soulg@ani.social 7 points 4 months ago

Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Then you're obviously not worthy

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