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this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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Feels like a generational rite of passage at this point to shit on Scientologists
I'm glad there's still some light in the world
For real, when I started seeing these scientology speedruns I literally said to myself "I guess the kids are gonna be alright"
Everyone knows bullshit when they see it. People choose to follow obviously stupid bullshit, like the scientologist cult.
Why? Cultists LIE! They push bullshit to take over your life, finances, and everything.
scientologist cultists are required to sign a billion year work contract. No, really.
I wonder if it's just Christians calling the kettle black