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Anon has a very specific goal
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The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad
It sounds like you'd have to train for it, like synchronized swimmers or Olympic floor dance routines or ballet performances. Get it right and it's incredible. But you're spending days, weeks, months mostly just crashing into one another and ending up in a pile of flailing limbs, feeling resentful because the other two didn't hit their marks.