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Bit idea: In a moment of clarity, Trump realizes the only way he can actually exit this war is to accidentally nuke Israel. He can fire the guy who "misunderstood" the assignment, claim that he needs to pause the war to help America's strongest ally recover, and then he can go back to golfing and eating McDonald's and forget this ever happened
Those lazy liberals forgot to maintain our precious nukes; and look what happened. It's tragic folks. Wasting such a good missile on our ally. It was a beautiful cloud though. Some saying it was a perfect mushroom. Only we could make it so beautiful. Yet sleepy Joe didn't think about that nuke. He doesn't think about much anymore, I think.
imagining a uniformed thumb saying this at a hearing is sending me
dang i fat fingers the nuke coordinates 🤷
Dems can forgive don for anything, except nuking israhell, he is more likely to be forgiven if he nuked every country except israhell