Bit idea: In a moment of clarity, Trump realizes the only way he can actually exit this war is to accidentally nuke Israel. He can fire the guy who "misunderstood" the assignment, claim that he needs to pause the war to help America's strongest ally recover, and then he can go back to golfing and eating McDonald's and forget this ever happened
Those lazy liberals forgot to maintain our precious nukes; and look what happened. It's tragic folks. Wasting such a good missile on our ally. It was a beautiful cloud though. Some saying it was a perfect mushroom. Only we could make it so beautiful. Yet sleepy Joe didn't think about that nuke. He doesn't think about much anymore, I think. 
guy who "misunderstood" the assignment
imagining a uniformed thumb saying this at a hearing is sending me
dang i fat fingers the nuke coordinates 🤷
Dems can forgive don for anything, except nuking israhell, he is more likely to be forgiven if he nuked every country except israhell
the AI the department of war uses to pick the target thinks iran is already owned by israel, so it determines to nuke the capital of iran: tel aviv
It acts up like our interceptors and lands in Washington. Oops
Fine we'll just give Iran a nuke and then we say they have weapons of mass destruction and must invade.
America: Send our missile back to us now!
Iran: If you say so
Everyone, lend me your lathes.
~~Broken~~ Beautiful Arrow
This is the same shit as libs saying Russia's nukes no longer work so we should just launch a ground invasion.
Yeah but it's clearly a joke
Let's not kid ourselves they will just send another and another till one works..... Still tell themselves they did it in one while they all pat themselves on one guys back while tripping him down a flight of stairs that has the "remaining missing nukes " in his pocket.
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