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Alex Pretti’s Death Came After Insane Stephen Miller Order
(newrepublic.com)
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Oof, why would you want to hurt sea urchins that way? An active volcano would suffice.
I don't wanna kill the guy, but I mean if he dies from the excruciating pain than...
Lionfish are venomous and invasive in the US. Just a suggestion.
K but I've never been stung by one of those. Does it hurt? /s
Wikipedia says "In humans, Pterois venom can cause systemic effects such as pain, nausea, vomiting, fever, headache, numbness, paresthesia, diarrhea, sweating, temporary paralysis of the limbs, respiratory insufficiency, heart failure, and convulsions, and can be fatal." and "The venom is rarely fatal to healthy adults, but some species have enough venom to produce extreme discomfort for a period of several days"
Yeah but that says in humans. The fuck will it do to Stephen Miller?
He'd poison the fish.
*googles lion fish... I think I have an idea.
How old is that lionfish? Just for like research and stuff
And then just a few sentences later it says:
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg
I like this line of thought
Invasive? Meaning that they migrated recently? Implying that native species need to be prioritized?
We better send as many agents as we can
Just lock him barefoot in an MC Escher painting with an absurd amount of Legos scattered everywhere
Why have his decomposed burnt particles wafting through the air?
Shoot the fuckwad into space and let the lack of gravity send him into a black hole.
I'd wanna give him rabies. That's a horrible way to go.